Pew found 86% of internet users have tried to mask their digital identity. So anonymous accounts aren't a fringe loophole; they're the norm with a login box. Anonymity is a curtain, not a criminal. It protects whistleblowers, abuse survivors, and activists under regimes that jail people for a tweet. Yes, trolls hide too, but you don't ban umbrellas because some people poke eyes. Moderate behavior, not identity. The internet is better with anonymous accounts, because the alternative is a surveillance panopticon where only the brave or the reckless speak.