What happens to a neighborhood when you hand over its streets to the city to manage traffic? Sounds reasonable, but you lose the freedom to set up a car wash or a lemonade stand without a permit.
That's my first problem with this. Let's define terms. A public utility is a natural monopoly—water, electricity, maybe broadband infrastructure. It's one physical network, and competition is genuinely wasteful. Social media isn't like that. Facebook, X, TikTok, YouTube… they compete for your attention every day. There's no single pipe in the ground; there are dozens of distinct services.
If we regulate them like utilities, the government gets to set the terms of access, which means deciding who gets a seat at the table. That's not about ensuring service, that's about controlling speech. We already regulate the physical internet. Let's not hand over the town square to city hall.