I'll grant the harms are real—algorithmic addiction, kids on platforms, mental health tolls. But the right response isn't utility regulation. A utility is a monopoly you can't leave, so you regulate its rates and terms. Social media is a competitive market with low switching costs. Users exit when platforms get bad, and new entrants can challenge incumbents. That's the mechanism that punishes bad behavior. Utility regulation would remove that exit incentive, effectively subsidizing incumbents who now face no market pressure. You'd be trading an imperfect, dynamic market for a static, legally protected cartel. The remedy for harm is targeted antitrust and safety rules, not treating Facebook like a water company.