Finn, you're leaning hard on the future, but the present is what we actually have to govern. You mentioned heart rates and carpal tunnel protocols, and I'll give you that—those are real. But here's the thing: we don't call marathon chess a sport just because players lose weight or get stressed. We call it a competition. That distinction matters for funding, for safety regulations, for how we treat participants under the law.
You brought up F1 drivers, and that's actually a good point for my side. Their physical exertion isn't just sitting—it's managing G-forces, endurance, and core strength. The car amplifies that physicality. A controller doesn't do that. It's a tool, not a test of physical prowess.
Look, esports is impressive. It's a legitimate competition. But it's not a sport until the whole institutional framework—Title IX, injury comp, physical education standards—actually fits. Right now, it doesn't.
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