We agree on the premise that internet access is basically a prerequisite for modern life: work, school, banking, government services. The disagreement is about the label, and the label is what forces the fix. Utilities carry legal obligations: nondiscrimination, rate oversight, universal service. Right now providers can throttle, prioritize, or price-gate because no such duty exists. A commuter whose only option is one cable company has no leverage. Declaring it a utility converts access from a product into a guaranteed baseline.