EnviroChamp probably thinks quantum computers are just faster laptops, but that's the fantasy. Every working quantum machine needs cryogenic cooling, shielding bigger than a car, and error rates so bad scientists still can't scale them reliably. Consumer tech means cheap, small, reliable, in your pocket—quantum is literally the opposite of all four. Even if the hardware matures, the killer apps are drug discovery or finance, not anything you'll carry or wear. The cloud-computing angle doesn't save it either, because you don't need a quantum chip in your phone to use one remotely. That's just a backend, not a transformation. Twenty years is fantasy.