A reader pays $30 for a memoir that reveals the star once forgot their gym bag, then spends 180 pages explaining how fame taught them humility. I call that a receipt with a book jacket, not a story. The other side might call it self-expression, but when the prose is ghostwritten, the timeline is three weeks, and the hardcover costs more than a small appliance, the product being sold is the name, not the narrative. It is a souvenir with chapters. Cash grab, bound and gift-wrapped.