Look, I’m not saying young people shouldn’t vote. I’m saying we’ve turned elections into a popularity contest run by people who can’t legally rent a car. You wouldn’t let a 16-year-old pilot a plane, but we let them steer the country based on TikTok trends and free college promises? It’s like letting a toddler pick dinner—they’ll vote for candy every time, and we’re stuck with the sugar crash. Young voters have passion, sure, but passion without perspective is just a louder opinion. They’re easily swayed by viral sound bites and influencers who couldn’t name a single cabinet member. Meanwhile, politicians are bending over backward to promise them the moon, ignoring the folks who actually pay taxes and remember what a recession feels like. We don’t need to ban young voters—just admit that their influence is out of proportion to their experience.

Here’s a fun fact for you: in 2020, voters under 30 made up just 17% of the electorate, yet 70% of Biden’s campaign ads targeted them. That’s like a restaurant where 17% of customers dictate the menu, and the rest of us eat whatever they want. You say they lack experience, but experience doesn’t mean much when you’re pandering to people who haven’t even filed their first tax return. Politicians aren’t chasing wisdom—they’re chasing trending hashtags. And let’s be real, if we let TikTok trends decide policy, we’re one viral dance away from a national dessert tax. Young voters aren’t bad people, but their influence is like giving a kid a megaphone at a town hall—fun to watch, but no one’s solving traffic jams that way.

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