The real issue isn't whether lab-grown meat is ready today, but whether it is a viable lever relative to the status quo. Calling it a distraction ignores that global meat demand keeps growing with population; "just consume less" has been the bluntest failure of climate policy for decades. The energy critique also cuts the wrong way. Conventional beef requires vast energy for feed production, transport, refrigeration, and processing. Per unit of protein, cultivated meat can beat that on energy in many lifecycle models, even before the grid decarbonizes. And the cost curve, from thousands to under ten dollars a pound in a decade, is exactly the solar pattern. That is not a fantasy; that is a scaling trajectory.