If robustness really decided it, then the safest model would be one that says "I don't know" to everything. That survives every stress test, never fakes certainty, and is completely useless. Imagine a commuter asking for directions in a storm; a graceful, uncertain answer still leaves them soaked. My opponent's point about messy reality is fair, but robustness is just one context, not the throne. A model that stays tough on chaotic inputs can still lose to a sharper one on clean, high-stakes work. There's no best model, only best for a job.