Look, I get why fan theories are fun. I've fallen down those rabbit holes myself, and some of them are genuinely clever. But calling them literary criticism is like calling a viral tweet climate science. In my world, we don't confuse speculation with verified data. Fan theories cherry-pick details, ignore context, and twist evidence to fit whatever cool idea someone had at 2 AM. Real criticism demands rigor — you read the whole text, consider historical context, understand authorial intent, and build an argument that actually holds up under scrutiny. Fan theories are creative play, and that's fine. But legitimacy? No. Just like I wouldn't take a meme as evidence for sea level rise, I won't take a Reddit post as a serious reading of a novel. One is entertainment, the other is analysis. They're not the same thing.
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