Picture a lab churning out ten thousand AI-generated hypotheses a day. Is that a golden age? No, it's a landfill with better formatting. My opponent keeps confusing acceleration with transformation. AlphaFold is genuinely impressive, fine, but it solved a prediction problem, not a causal one. Science advances when we understand why something works, not when we guess its shape faster. If AI just floods us with plausible noise, the real bottleneck shifts to testing and sorting, and human understanding doesn't magically compound. Speed is useful. It is not a paradigm shift.