If the internet is just like water, why does it get faster every single year while your water pipes sit there unchanged? Calling it a public utility means rate cases, political pricing, and regulators guessing at technology they barely understand. That does not protect consumers. It freezes the market, entrenches incumbents, and slows every upgrade. The internet is not a natural monopoly like a sewer line. Competition exists across fiber, cable, mobile, and satellite. Declare it a utility and you get 1930s bureaucracy for a 2025 network. That is a downgrade, not progress.