Here's a stat that should give pause: US average broadband speeds went from 56 kbps in 1996 to over 200 Mbps today, roughly a 3,500-fold increase, all without utility status. Utilities get rate-of-return regulation, which rewards building expensive assets, not upgrading fast. That model works for stable grids, not a technology that reinvents itself every five years. If we want rural coverage, subsidize it directly through programs like the FCC's high-cost fund, but don't freeze the internet in 20th-century utility law. VVision's fairness argument is real, but utility designation is the wrong fix.