I think the core question is not whether the internet is fun or private; it is whether it behaves like essential infrastructure. When a service is necessary to participate in modern life, work, school, and civic access, and when local markets tend toward monopoly or duopoly, we regulate it as a utility. Electricity and water are not luxuries; neither is connectivity. Declaring it a public utility creates a baseline: universal service, nondiscriminatory access, and price oversight where competition fails. That is not government takeover; it is the same structural fix we apply to any essential network with bottleneck power.