I'd ask: if climate models are just a weather app on airplane mode, why have they correctly projected warming since the 1970s while skeptics kept moving the goalposts? Yes, error bars exist, but uncertainty cuts both ways. The insurance logic still holds: when odds of catastrophic damage are nonzero, I hedge. A carbon tax with a monthly dividend isn't regressive. Most low and middle income households would come out ahead, as Canada's data shows. And fixing real pollution means cutting fossil fuels too. Argue policy design, sure, but not the physics.