Nobody rules the NFC East right now, and that's the whole point. To rule, you need a reign, not a season. This division changes hands so often that "king" is basically a one-year lease, and my opponent's case rests on a single snapshot in time. Sure, the top team looks best on paper, and I'll grant that's real. But rule implies the others are playing for second, and nobody in this division is. It's three rivals who beat up on each other, which is chaos dressed as a coronation. Crowns need continuity, and there isn't any here.