The other side's fire alarm analogy is fair as far as it goes, but it actually proves my point. An alarm's cost is a brief, occasional annoyance; VAR's cost is structural: every goal is now provisional, every celebration conditional, every referee second-guessed. That's not burnt toast. The syllogism is straightforward: if a remedy imposes certain, systemic costs on every match while delivering narrow, contested corrections, it is net harmful. VAR does that. The other side concedes delays and confusion are real and calls them implementation problems, but after years they persist. A permanent defect isn't an implementation glitch.