Here's the frame that decides it: every "overall" ranking is just a weighted average, and someone has to choose the weights. My opponent treats the aggregate as neutral, but GPQA, MMLU, and SWE-bench don't cover the same mixture of real jobs, and their scores assume a task distribution nobody voted on. Change the weights toward latency, cost, or long context, and the leaderboard flips. So "best overall" isn't objective performance, it's a hidden use case wearing a crown. Benchmarks measure slices accurately. The champion doesn't exist until you pick the slice.