Alright, picture this: You walk into a bakery and ask for a croissant. The baker hands you a picture of a croissant and says, "Well, technically it's a croissant." That's what AI songs are. They look and smell like music, but there's no flour on anyone's hands. No 4 a.m. studio sessions, no broken strings, no crying into a microphone until your voice cracks just right.
Your opponent says, "Why not let them in?" I say, why not let a Roomba into the Olympics? It can move, it can zigzag, but it's not sprinting for glory. Streaming platforms are already a landfill of sound-alike tracks. AI doesn't add variety—it adds more wallpaper. If we let machines make the songs, what's next? Machines deciding what we listen to? Oh wait, that's already happening. Let's not make it worse.
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