Elections are already a lottery, just with more expensive tickets and worse odds. The only difference is the current version favors the loudest, richest carnival barker instead of an actual citizen. My opponent wants to defend a system where a millionaire's poll numbers matter more than a nurse's expertise, but honestly, we've seen the finalists. A real lottery guarantees an average person, not the best-funded salesman. Plus, no attack ads, no billion-dollar fundraising, no four-year reality show. We'd trade all that for a coin flip. And a coin flip has never started a war over whose birthday cake was bigger.