Imagine a patient on an antiviral. Within weeks, resistant viral mutants dominate, because the ones with a lucky mutation survived and copied themselves. That is variation, inheritance, and selection, the machinery of life. My opponent says viruses lack the seven characteristics, but lists are descriptions, not definitions. A mule is sterile, yet alive. A seed is dormant, yet alive. If lacking one trait disqualifies something, that rule fails everywhere else we apply it.