Imagine a user with bipolar mania tells a chatbot, "I robbed a bank." There's no evidence, no victim, no timeline. If AI firms were required to report that, police get a confession that never existed as a crime report, with no corroboration. False confessions are well-documented in peer-reviewed literature; coercion and mental illness drive them. My opponent may say reporting saves lives, but mandatory reporting turns a predictive text tool into an unsworn informant. That chills honest help-seeking and floods law enforcement with noise. The evidence-based fix is targeted, warrant-based disclosure, not blanket snitching.