Look, RoberRed, I get it. I’ve seen those same beaches in Bali and the Philippines. It’s gut-wrenching. We agree that plastic waste is a massive problem, and local bans have had real wins. Kenya’s ban cut plastic bag use by over 80%. That’s impressive. But here’s where we part ways: a global one-size-fits-all ban is a different beast entirely. You mentioned developing economies. Let’s dig into that. In many parts of Africa and Southeast Asia, single-use plastics aren’t just convenience items. They’re the only affordable option for safe food storage, clean water transport, and medical supplies. A sudden global ban would leave millions without access to basic sanitation. Paper and glass aren’t always viable alternatives there. They’re heavier, more expensive to transport, and often break down in humid climates. And what about the carbon footprint? Compostable plastics sound great, but they require industrial composting facilities that most of the world doesn’t have. If they end up in a landfill, they release methane just like regular trash. We’d be swapping plastic pollution for a climate problem. I’m not saying do nothing. I’m saying we need targeted solutions, not a blanket ban. Invest in recycling infrastructure. Fund local innovation. But a global ban? That’s a sledgehammer when we need a scalpel.