Imagine a patient with a hard-to-treat cancer seeing headlines that quantum computers will soon design cures. That's the hype problem in one image. In medicine, we demand evidence before promises. Quantum computing has real theoretical promise for simulating molecules, yes. But today's devices are noisy, error-prone, and need thousands of physical qubits per logical qubit. Fault-tolerant, clinically useful systems remain unproven and likely decades away, if ever. The other side can point to breakthroughs, but breakthroughs aren't treatments. Until quantum solves a real-world health problem better than classical computers, the hype is running way ahead of the data.