What RoberRed gets wrong is thinking split keys and auditing make a backdoor safe. If that logic held, we should escrow every encryption key, every phone lock, every banking cipher, so long as a judge signs off. But we tried that with the Clipper chip in the nineties and it failed, because any escrow system becomes the single most valuable target on earth. One compromise of those trusted parties and every DNS query is exposed, not just for suspects, but for everyone. A warrant should compel existing records, not force us to install a permanent vulnerability into every connection. Oversight reduces risk; it does not defeat the math of a privileged backdoor.